What was advertised in a revolutionary American newspaper 250 years ago today?

“I DO hereby give Information / A BULL broke into my Plantation.”
A stray bull that came to a farm was a nuisance, at best, and placing a newspaper advertisement in hopes of identifying the owner was even more of an inconvenience, yet Thomas Paxson of Middletown in Bucks County, Pennsylvania, decided to have some fun with it. Rather than write a standard notice, the type that appeared in newspapers throughout the colonies, he composed half a dozen rhyming couplets:
I DO hereby give Information,
A BULL broke into my Plantation,
About three Months before this Date,
Whose natural Marks I shall relate;
His Face is white, his Sides are black,
With a white List along his Back;
I think the strange mischievous Beast,
Must be three Years of Age at least;
And if the Owner does appear,
Before the last Day of the Year,
And prove his Right and Charges pay,
Then he may drive his Beast away.
Though certainly not the belles lettres popular among the better sorts in the eighteenth century, the poem likely drew the attention of readers from various backgrounds as they perused the December 27, 1775, edition of the Pennsylvania Gazette. The compositor indented each line of the poem, creating white space that differentiated Paxson’s advertisement from any other notices or news in that issue. The format likely inspired readers to give the advertisement an initial glance out of curiosity, then the novelty of the rhymes may have encouraged them to spend just a moment reading through it.
News covered elsewhere in that issue included updates about the Revolutionary War from Massachusetts, New York, Maryland, and Virginia as well as a smattering of news from Pennsylvania. Some readers may have appreciated Paxson’s creativity and the moment of levity that he introduced among more serious news. Unlike other newspapers that regularly printed a “Poets Corner” on the final page, the Pennsylvania Gazette did not have that feature. When he paid to insert his advertisement, Paxson made an editorial decision to remedy it, at least for one issue.









